Hey my loves,
here are 15 comedy movies I absolutely loved to watch.
1. A Million Ways to die in the West
Albert: “The American west is a terrible place and time. Everything out here that’s not you wants to kill you, angry drunk people, hungry animals, outlaws, the doctor.”
2. 21 Jump Street
You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin’ motherfuckers.
3. Walk of Shame
Rose: I’m gonna take you to a club, you’re gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you’re gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
Meghan: I don’t know, I don’t do that with penises.
4. We’re the Millers
Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation. May David find his bliss and bring us all back home safely. May Kenny and Casey fortify their sibling bond over the warm glow of our devoted hearts. And may this entire airplane find safe passage and a bountiful life. Even the Jews. Amen.
5. This is the End
Hermione just stole all of our shit. And Jay suggested that we rape her. I think the only reason he did that is because he knows he’s about two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
6. The Internship
Yes. And I figure I’m such a mountain of mistakes that going out with me just once this evening will be like packing 10 years of bad experience into, ya know, one night.
7. Ride Along
Hey! You’re white, you’re white! You don’t fight!
They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they’re sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I’m going with this?
9. This means war
She texted her friend Trish. She said she need to talk because she was “F-T-F-O,” which the cryptography department believes means she was Freaking the Fuck Out, sir! I S-H-I-T you not. I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that.
Oh, I hear the fat kid running! I bet it’s hilarious!
11. Horrible Bosses
Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few bandaids on your nipples!
12. The Hangover
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don’t you worry your pretty striped head, we’re gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers.
I personally believe that blowjobs are an extremely delicate thing. You know? Like if you’re ranking him on a scale of 1-10. Like 1 being blowing it kisses and 10 being I’m like, choking on semen. Vomit just everywhere. I think you gotta start off with 4’s and with 5’s. Just enough so that you know and I know exactly what I’m doing but with zero enthusiasm. I’m giving you nothing. Because then you’ll just be like, alright fine I’ll just fuck her. Cause if I start off with a 10 I got nowhere to go. Why are you gonna spend any time fucking me? You just came all over my face. So you start off small, right? Build. I’ll give you a 6 after a fight when we’re making up. An 8 when you spent a shitload of money on me or get me something that’s a sweet gift or something. I’ll do a full 8. Then I circle it back. Back to the 3’s, the 4’s, and 5’s because that shit every time without fail makes the guy’s dick alarm go off. You know what I mean when I say dick alarm.
14. Here comes the Boom
Niko: Hey, it’s okay to be afraid. Don’t worry! Use it! Try to channel it into focus! The last knock-out – it never happened.
Scott Voss: Three migraines a week say you’re wrong.
15. The Heat
I’ll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door. And I’ll slam it about 157,000 times.
And here are the trailers: